Affirmations

brevity is so over-rated, don't you think? why say it simple when you can take up extra space and time for yourself and your readers by taking a simple little story and embellishing it ad nauseum until it's way past sated and ready to throw up because of its terrible wanton unnecessary and foolish fullness. that's what i think. and do.

teaser: i've posts sitting in "saved"
why don't i post?
don't know.

i feel like a colossal bore.

i am tiresome. tedious.
really.
an idiot.

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usually if a news story is out there and i don't care for it, i just don't follow it. what kills me is people who post comments on newsstories online saying they are sick of the topic and asking who cares. as if they simply are FORCED to read it. nuts.

that said, i'll say that i have never ever ever ever been sicker and more disgusted with a topic than the one that seems to be everywhere (well, not eclipsing MJs death but). it's this story regarding jon and kate + 8, a show i've never seen nor plan to. this story follows me everywhere. i'm sick of them. who cares? haha
kate is home with the kids
jon has a young girlfriend
kate went shopping for dinner
jon filed for divorce
kate thought she had to fart but it was more than a fart. she was glad she made it home from the supermarket.

who are these people???

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ah the dulcet tones of cat retching. yay.

shall i post a photo, loves?