Yes, on my ride back to GA, I kept an eye peeled for kitsch. My environs did not disappoint.
What about this? When mommy and daddy have to slave away at the office, why not drop the kids off for a relaxing pedicure, massage, and mud facial at the Shoals Preschool SPA academy?
Uhhhhhhh........I give up. What IS in the trailer?
W.T.F.?
Almost worth showing up at the First Southern (<--read: xenoglossia) Baptist to find out??
Oh, but it gets better. What a divine find this was!!
COWBOY CHURCH OF COLBERT COUNTY!!!!!!!
Tyin' heifers up and draggin' em to Jesus!
You probably aren't too surprised to find that a horse arena figured largely in the churchyard.
Can't make it to Munich for Oktoberfest this year?? Never you mind. Cullman, AL, will take up the slack. I mean, beer's beer, right??
That Ruby. She's one tough cookie. She'll have you outfitted in cowhide and smokes before you can say "Christ on a bronco"! nota bene: confederate flag was 2x size of amurcan.
Ruby's cornered a niche here in Lawrence County, AL, looks like. She caters to a crowd who seeks to combine all the perks of motorcycling and cattle rustling.
Miss Janet's probably in the Junior League with Ruby. I'll bet they're tight as dimes.
These folks will give you cash for your Yankee-- or you can trade your unused Northerner for a gun as long as it's in good shape. I'm not sure what they do with the Yankees. Maybe Ruby knows......
Ruby's cornered a niche here in Lawrence County, AL, looks like. She caters to a crowd who seeks to combine all the perks of motorcycling and cattle rustling.But.......swords?
Incense sticks cones oils?
Miss Janet's probably in the Junior League with Ruby. I'll bet they're tight as dimes.
These folks will give you cash for your Yankee-- or you can trade your unused Northerner for a gun as long as it's in good shape. I'm not sure what they do with the Yankees. Maybe Ruby knows......
6 comments:
How many northerners would Ruby take for a sword and some chaps?
I do have an unfair advantage with this quiz, but let me go ahead and answer your question:
Nesnesitelná lehkost bytí
of, for those who have not checked their Chech lately,
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
Now, let's turn the table. Your turn to take a quiz, Red:
Is it wrong to want th Kingdom of God on Earth?
J
ADS: I'm thinking Ruby doesn't deal in Yankee trades. It's just not profitable, and she's the consummate businesswoman, as anyone can see.
No-Red J: You've stumped me. And it's CZECH!! lol
a better pun: czech your Czech.
ps yall: J knows when I'm kidding. A GEM OF A FIND IN A FRIEND!!!!!!!
He knows he's smart and will laugh his ass off at himself.
FUCK. I did mean to spell that right, TRULY!
LOL
J
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